Sunday Musings 13/11/2016

WE ARE STILL HERE.

President Elect of the United States, Mr. Donald Trump. Fair enough, Mr. Trump. Fair enough. Democracy wins.  I still can’t quite get my head around it, though. His squished, orange face, sat in the oval office, telling people what to do. Telling a whole country what to do.

HE HAS MISSILES. HE HAS NUCLEAR POWERED AIRCRAFT CARRIERS. SPY PLANES. SATELLITES.

A man who glues fake hair to his head. A BIG FLUFFY TOUPEE. The bad guys are going to come right around to his way of thinking. No doubt.

What else?

  • I’m excited for NASA’s brand new telescope. I hope we can see some alien’s butts out there. That’d be great. That’d be the best.
  • Peru is going tree happy. They are going to plant millions of trees. Which is just what we need, because we’re going to run out of trees to cut down soon.
  • Loads of huge manta-rays have died. They were literally the size of cars, which is fucking mad. But they’re dead now. Thanks, Trump.

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Photo Credit: OCEAN MYSTERIES WITH JEFF CORWIN, LITTON ENTERTAINMENT

  • On a super pleasing note, LEGO, those beautiful yellow-headed Danes, have come out and said, “NO, WE WILL NOT SUPPORT A NEWSPAPER THAT GENERATES AND INCITES RACIAL HATRED AND OTHER PREJUDICES.” Get out of here, Daily Mail. This made me more happy than it should have done. I guess now all LEGO needs to is stop turning dinosaurs into fire engines, and horses, and shit.

It’s the second week of my blog and I’m enjoying it also as much as I used to. I need to get down to some more soppy posts. People love the soppy posts.

 

 

 

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